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We liposuction little fatty morsels of naiveté from between your ears. It only hurts for a second. |
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1) There is no class warfare in the U.S. (pray this 7 times, followed by 7 Hail Marys) 2) The GOP is on the side of the working man. (pray this 7 times, followed by 7 Hail Marys) 3) Unions are evil. (pray this 7 times, followed by 7 Hail Marys) Pray it today! UPDATE: Johnathon Chait provides three bonus verses: 4) Class warfare is just the sin of envy. (pray this 7 times) 5) More equality would lead to Soviet-style Communism. (pray this 7 times) 6) Less equality is good for everyone. (pray this 7 times) posted by melior at 4:27 PM - |
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Recent polling data show a spike in the shame quotient. [A new Zogby America Poll conducted January 18-21] found that 31 percent of respondents said they were "ashamed that Mr. Bush is their President," a substantial increase from 26 percent a month earlier. I think someone owes Natalie Maines an apology. posted by melior at 1:04 AM - |
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