The
Complaints Board could tell me none of these things. I was told
that the Board does not record reasons for its decisions.
In these circumstances, I am not in a position to provide a detailed
response to the questions you have raised. Was I satisfied?
Like hell I was.
Since that
incident, it with no small sense of incredulity and sympathy that
I read about the courtroom testimony of witnesses, while under
interrogation by barristers. Can YOU recall precisely what you
did last Thursday, never mind remember what you got up to on the
night of, say, Thursday April 3rd 1997, to pick a date at random?
Trains,
Planes, and Folies à Deux
'How often
have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible,
whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?'
Sherlock
Holmes in *A Study in Scarlet*,
Arthur
Conan Doyle
Getting embroiled
in the murky world of alleged paranormal phenomena tends to bring
home the unreliable nature of human memory. As editor of *Blather*
for the past four years, a contributor to Fortean Times for longer,
and an occasional consultant to the likes of the Discovery Channel
and the BBC, I had dealings with dozens of people about their
allegedly paranormal experiences. It got to the point where I
couldn't have a quiet drink without someone telling me their ghost
stories.
Regardless
of how momentous an experience was and sometimes *because*
the moment was such an epiphany memories fade or mutate
over time. They also grow in the retelling. It's a very human
thing; we all swell our stories a little, to make them more exciting,
incredible, or dramatic, especially if we don't think the listener
believes us. The potential for memory to twist experience in the
retelling becomes very evident when speaking to someone about
a truly wild event, like a poltergeist haunting or UFO sighting.
While, in most cases, the claimant seems sincere about their experience
(regardless of what they themselves believe), the investigator
is often left wondering how close the report is to the actual
historical event being investigated. Sometimes events conspire
to gut the matter wide open, exposing the foibles of human nature.
For example,
on December 14th, 1997 (I know this, because I wrote it down),
I spent a chilly evening on Bull Island, a large sandbank and
wildfowl reserve just north of Dublin city centre. Out there in
the dark with me were several members of the Irish Centre for
UFO Studies. These people, based on predictions, were
convinced that on this night, at the three points in Ireland where
certain mysterious flightpaths intersected, UFOs would
drop into the atmosphere, and show themselves to us. Bull Island
was at one of these alleged intersections. None of the people
I was there with seemed to find it interesting that the person
making these predictions was an experienced astronomer, and that
December 14th is the day after the peak of the Geminid meteor
showers. I would also care to point out that Bull Island is right
below the path of aircraft arriving from an easterly direction
and landing at Dublin airport.
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