Hysterical
as that sounds, Hernandez expresses how it feels to a number
of people in San Francisco. A nd
all the Mission District fear and loathing has made one thing clear:
between 1995 and 1998, cyberspace had, like the old neighborhood,
gentrified. To a large extent, it was no longer the domain of the
semi-slacked, coffeehouse artists, misfits and nerds whod
lived there when it was cheap. In fact, some of their work was,
like the mural at 17th and Harrison, being painted over.
During
an interview in late 1996, the designer Tibor Kalman told me,
with real lament, "I have a feeling that some of the most
interesting ideas on the Web have already come and gone."
Sock
Puppet Envy
"You
are an old man, who thinks in terms of nations
and peoples. There are no nations. There are no
peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There
are no Third Worlds. There is no West! There is only one holistic
systems of systems. One vast
and interwoven, interacting,
multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars.
It
is the international system of currency which determines the
totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order
of things today. That is the atomic, and subatomic, and galactic
structure of things today. And you have meddled with the primal
forces of nature. And you will atone.
"Am
I getting through to you, Mr. Beale?"
Thats
Jensen (Ned Beatty) ranting at Howard Beale (Peter Finch) in the
1976 film Network. Jensen doesnt approve of Beales
appeals to humanism on his TV station, and tells him so. In the
process, screenwriter Paddy Chayefsky proves hes 20 years
ahead of his time satirizing the rhetoric of the New Economy.
What Chayefsky missed, however, is that multinational corporations
would not rule the world; free markets would.
Thanks
to volatility of the market, its almost impossible not to
see TEOTWAWKI in the desperate attempts by companies especially
the dot-coms to keep their share prices up: ridiculous
press releases, slick investor and industry conference speeches,
asinine promotions. One recent example was forwarded me by my
friend James, who also endured Wired Ventures failed attempts
at an IPO. After Wired News was sold to Lycos, James and his pals
referred to the Lycos stock, in which they all hold options, as
"the dog." As in, "Hows the dog looking today?"
Lycos mascot is a black Labrador-retriever, and perhaps
owing to Pets.com Sock Puppet envy months ago, the staff received
this memo of impending doom:
Hello
Lycos Network Staff in SF & Mountain View!
Lycos
is sponsoring "Bark in the Park", Silicon Valleys
annual event for dog lovers and their pets. Over 10,000 dog
lovers (and avid Internet users) and 4,000 dogs will fill
William Street Park in San Jose on Saturday July 15 from 10am-5pm.
Here is an event tailored for Lycos! Our sponsorship allows
us to have someone dress as Lycos the dog and have other Lycos
event staff take polaroid photos (free giveaway items for
the crowd). We will also hand out kazoos, Lycos stickers and
beach balls from our booth. We can promote the entire Lycos
Network to these Silicon Valley folk including Free Internet
Access
We would need a team of 6-8 fired up Lycos employees
.
Who is interested in running the booth, wearing the dog costume,
handing out fun items, talking up Lycos, and bringing their
pup for a fun day?
As
the Digital Revolution blew into peoples lives, stock tickers
became the "text" of our time, replete with hidden agendas
and meaning. Yet each stock swap, each bankruptcy, each pink slip,
all the "pain" in the market, far from feeling conclusive
the end of the New Economy has only reinforced that
the New Economy is in full effect. Turbulence, voliatility, and
riskthese are endemic to the New Economy, not proof of its
demise. This is where the New Economy and Digital Revolution blur:
the New Economy is not just a market phenomenon, but a cultural
phenomenon.
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